Where to start? 🤔 This anecdote has two very, very distinct sides: one funny and the other… quite sad! Let’s see if any of you can guess which is which… 😅 Here we go! Mrs. Mayor, her Family and La Perla’s Panties 👵💼
A few years ago, in any given summer… ☀️ We received a reservation for 7 nights in the suite for a “slightly older” person… or so the reservation said. The day arrived and, at about 12 o’clock, a car appears. 🚗 Out of it comes a girl of about 40 years old, and from the passenger seat, a lady of about 80… looking great and leaning on a cane. 💁♀️👵
They approach the house, I introduce myself and show them around: the bar, the lounges, the chillout, the bedroom…. On the way out, the young woman says: “Mom, I’m going to get the suitcases”. 🚶♀️ She leaves, comes back with the suitcases and says: “Okay mommy…. there you go…. I’ll come get you in a week!” 🚶♀️
My face at that moment was a poem! 😳 Eyes like saucers. 🍽️ COOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR?! 😱 And yes, indeed, the girl walked away, leaving me with the lady. “Everything ok?”, I ask her. “Yes, I’m just going to put my little things and then I’ll go out for a little while”, she answers very calmly. 😌
Meanwhile, I, who was having a few beers with friends 🍻, I say: “Oh God, what are we going to do? 😵💫”This lady could hardly fend for herself, let alone walk to Bàscara in the heat of the day… I’m sure she would get lost! 🌞 And at that time, we neither gave food nor had options. A poem, I tell you! 📜
MasTorrencito Schedule. Mrs. Mayor, her family and La Perla’s panties. 👵💼
After a while, the lady comes out and asks me, “What time do you eat?” 🍽️ I ALREADY KNEW THAT! This was going to happen to me… 😅 I explain to her: “We don’t serve lunch here, only breakfast and dinner…”. And she, with a face of “what do I do now?”: “And what do I do?” 😰 OUY! What a 7 days ahead of me… 😵 So I propose to her: “I have to go down to the village, if you want I’ll bring her closer, I’ll indicate places where she can eat and then she calls me, and I’ll come and pick her up.” 🚗
So I did. I take her to Bàscara, she eats at Portal de Bàscara, and after a while Xavi, the owner of the restaurant, calls me: “Miguel… this lady is not very well…” I ask him: “Why? 🤨 I ask him: “Why?” And he tells me: “She doesn’t like anything… she has put her foot down on everything… She has finished and told me to call you…”. 🤷♂️
Like the good Uber that I am, I stop what I’m doing and go to Bàscara to pick her up. 🚖 I pick her up, leave her in the yard and go upstairs to eat. She didn’t even thank me, but well, that’s the least of it… 😒 I thought so.
I’m eating quietly, and suddenly… I hear a scream! 😱 “SEÑOOOOOR SEÑOOOORRRRRR!” I run downstairs, thinking she might have fallen or something serious. When I get there, I ask her, “Did something happen?” and she, very serious, says, “Which is my room?” 🫠
Here is the full story with a humorous touch and more emoticons to bring it to life:
I show her the room again, and it was the suite… which is right at the entrance! 😅 The lady must have taken a nap because we never saw or heard her again… 😴 Well, at about 20:00 we went out to the terrace, it was possible to be outside, the temperature had dropped. 🌅 We started to drink some beers 🍻I asked the other customers if they had seen the lady… Everyone said no. 🤔
Is she alive? Mrs. Mayor, her Family and the Panties of La Perla 👵💼
UUUFFF… my little head was starting to think too much! 😨 I try to call her on the phone 📞, but she doesn’t answer. After 15 minutes, I decide to go to the room and call her… and I hear nothing. 😳 I call again… and nothing. 😟 I start to get annoyed… 😤 I call louder, and nothing! So I open the door and go in… 😬 I ask out loud if he was there… and he doesn’t answer. 😰 I walk to the room, open the door slowly… and… 😱
And there I was, watching TV 📺 and lying on the bed 🛏️. So I leave without saying anything, close the door and think: “Well… so until tomorrow”. Hahahahahaha, SUCK! 😆
It was almost eleven o’clock, and thank goodness Meme, the girl who cooked and gave the dinners, was there. 🍽️ He saw her coming out of the room and asked her, “What time is dinner?” 😅 Meme, who is a sweetheart, prepared a table for him and gave him dinner, yes, the lady complaining about everything. 🙄 But Meme, with infinite patience, calmed her down, the lady ate her dinner and went back to the room. 🛏️
The next morning, she went out for breakfast around 9:00. 🕘 She was super absent-minded, as if she didn’t know where the fuck she was…. 🤯 So we explained to her, she sat down to breakfast and, well… When she finishes, she had already had her room done. He comes in and, after a while, he calls out to me loudly, “LORD, LORD!” 😱 I approach, and he starts telling me that HE HAD BEEN STEALT. 😨 Imagine the situation… I ask him, “What is it you can’t find?” and he says, “My gold bracelet!” 💍
The loss of the ring. Mrs. Mayor, her family and La Perla’s panties. 👵💼
JOOOODERRR, what a brown! 🌰 I call the girl who had done the room and ask her, but she hadn’t seen anything. So we start checking the whole room from P to P: the bathroom, the bed, the mattress… and NOTHING. 😬 At that, one of the clients, who had already heard about it, goes to me and says: “Are you looking for this?” And yes… she was carrying it in her hand! 🤦♂️ The lady had left it on the breakfast table. So, all settled, he goes to the room and that’s how the morning went. 🌞
At lunchtime, I asked her what she was going to do, and she told me that she would eat at home. 🏡 I explained again that we were not doing it, and that if she wanted to, we could take her to Bàscara. 🚗 She said yes, so I took her back to the Portal, and exactly the same thing happened: complaints, rudeness… but ok. 😒 I brought her home and, at about seven o’clock, she starts calling me screaming, telling me that the “girls” had stolen her lace underwear… “UNAS BRAGUITAS DE ENCAJE DE LA PERLA”. 😱
I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, kick…or what. 😂 And she was going on and on about her underwear. So I decide to call her daughter and tell her: “COME AND SEE YOUR MOTHER… SHE IS NOT WELL”. 😬 And she answers me: “We are at the beach…”. 🏖️ With an amazing patience and temper, I replied: “Either you come and look for your mother and take her with you, or I call 112… by yourselves”. 😤
And yes… within the hour, HOUR, no more, the daughter was here and the husband, who didn’t even deign to get out of the car. 🚗 I spoke to the daughter and she says: “AGAIN?” And I, to myself, thought: “ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE WHO LIKE FRUIT?” 🍇 I leave her the bill, she takes out a card, pays… gathers her things, takes her mother by the hand… and takes her away. 😐 No apology, no “I’m sorry”… NOTHING! Flipante… 😳
I really wanted to denounce it. It is in these moments when you realize and reaffirm the idea that HUMAN BEINGS are the worst of nature. 🌍 No matter how much of a FRUITFUL CHILD her mother was with her, you don’t do that… You take her to a nursing home or to one of those assisted trips and that’s it. Although, of course, almost certainly, as the lady was, she would have been kicked out of INSERSO! Hahahahahahahahahaha 🤣
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