We know that lately you are not at your best borsatilistic moment, that if your friend carrot-face pulls your shares down, that if the renamed Twitter doesn’t take off… In short, a whole bunch of nonsense. But for this very reason, we write to you from the heart of the Empordà, from MasTorrencito, the rural house that admits pets and, if they behave well, humans too.
Here’s an idea that will not only put the sparkle back in your eyes, but will turn you into the German Shepherd of doggy innovation:
🎉 The Tesla Dog Friendly Senior Edition. 🎉
We make it easy for you, Muack:
- An automatic ramp so that older dogs don’t have to do the triple Olympic jump to get on.
- Personalized rear A/C with lavender aromatherapy and Serrano ham.
- A small orthopedic bed with shiatsu massage (or whatever you call it).
- Anti-stress opening doors, soothing barking sound and Enya music in loop mode.
- And of course, silk-screened with little fingerprints, limited edition, numbered, and signed with the snout of Manuela, our golden angel who lived 16 years with us. 🌼
We know you’re interested in this.
An electric, sustainable car that takes care of the older furry ones, and can travel worlds… but with them.
Okay, I just bought a Kia EV3, but that doesn’t have to be an obstacle. I park it, throw a blanket over it, and use it just to go to the supermarket. The doggy Tesla would be used for what’s important: to live and travel with love.
Leon, be Musk, but also be Muack:
💥 Do it for the old folks who still dream of sticking their heads out the window and smelling the world! 💥
A lick with love from Mas Torrencito,
🐾 Miguel and his 4 co-directive paws (Masto, Maky, Mastitwo and Mamas)
P.S.: We promise not to leave drool on the seats… Well, almost. 😅
AHHH by the way, you can send it here to MasTorrencito… or if it’s too much trouble… tell me and I’ll try to get closer,…. not too far ehhhh… I have clients …. and puppies to attend!!!!!
DOGGY REFLECTION ON A TESLA WITH FOOTPRINTS
Okay… we know.
Nowadays, saying that you like Elon Musk is like confessing that you collect kidney stones: it’s not popular, it’s not well regarded, and it’s not forgiven on Twitter.
But let’s see… what if, for once, he made a simple, beautiful and soulful gesture?
What if he launched something as seemingly insignificant as a Tesla adapted for senior dogs?
Yes, yes, it sounds geeky, I know. But imagine it:
🚗 Tesla Dog Friendly Edition,
🐾 with screen-printed paw prints,
🌬 with air conditioning in the trunk,
🛏 with orthopedic bed and automatic ramp…
And inside, a golden oldie poking his snout out the window while Coldplay plays on low.
Now you tell me, what TV news, what social network, what grandmother with Facebook wouldn’t share that?
We’re not talking about rockets, or buying Twitter, or inventing cyber brains. We are talking about a simple, empathetic idea, with a message. One of those that connect with the heart (and with Instagram’s algorithm).
Because yes, many hate Elon.
But many more love dogs.
And there, dear Leon Muack, is more emotional return there than in the entire stock market.
Do it, if only for marketing.
If only for you.
If only for them. 🐶💛
From MasTorrencito we wish you a good day and may your dogs be with you!!!!
If you want, you can see our vouchers for weekends, vouchers for retired people, at an incredible price… go to www.mastorrencito.com or if you want you can read more history and anecdotes.
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